Last Christmas I was with my boyfriend and I wanted to get him something he'd really like. He loves Wolverine and X-Men stuff, so I bought him a big statue of Wolverine for $150. Needless to say, he LOVED it.

Then he handed me my gift. I excitedly opened the box. Guess what it was... a tight white tube top and a bottle of water. I think you can figure out the point of that one. Regardless... he broke up with me a year later.