A couple of years ago, right before Christmas, my boyfriend came home from a poker game all upset. When I asked him what was wrong, he told me that he lost so much money at cards that he was not going to be able to get me the gold chain he was going to give me for christmas.

I was mad that he lost a lot of money in the first, but then he tells me I'm not going to get my christmas present!

He ended up giving me the worst present I have ever recieved: a VICKS vaporizer.