My family and I were having Christmas at my brother's house. I was 18 and not dating anyone at the time. We started opening our gifts when I got to my last one. My Mom decided to perk up and say, really loud mind you, that the gift was from her and that it was a "VIBRATOR!"

I turned beet red! All eyes were on me as I opened it and to my shock, it was one of those hand held drink mixers! You should have heard all the laughter! I couldn't help but laugh along.

When I got my Mom alone later, I told her how rude it was that she raised my spirits so high and then crashed them all at the same time! I mean, I had no use for the mixer! I love you Mom!