Years ago when I first met my husband , we were just going out at the time. He came to pick me up and he had brought me a present. Which was very thoughtful of him to do so. I opened the gift up and it was tiny bottles of all different colors and fragances. He said, "I thought you would like these different colors of perfume !"

I looked at him in amazement and he said, "don't you like them?"

I said, "they are not perfume, dear! They are different smelling kinds of dousche.

He looked at me and said, "Oh my! I am so sorry I didn't mean anything by that! I never read what it said. I just grabbed it up in a hurry so I could get here.

I laughed so hard and said, "never mind it is all right."

But, everybody in my family was watching me open it and wondered what it was. That was the worse part of the whole deal... And I didn't want to make him feel bad about the gift... He tried...