The worst present I have ever recieved was from my ex-boyfriend Paul. It was Chrisatmas morning and I was ecstatic to open my gifts from him.

I proceeded to open gift after gift. When I finally got to the last gift, it was a pair of jeans and wrapped up in a plastic bag beside the jeans was another gift. I opened it up and it was a wallet (something I had been needing).

He kept trying to egg me on into opening the wallet and making sure that it had all the compartments I needed, and so I did. While looking in one of the compartments, I found a lottery ticket, so I scratched it off. To my surprise it had said I won $500,000.00!!

I started jumping up and down screaming and crying, repeating, "I can't believe it! Oh my God!!!" He began laughing and rolling on the floor. I said, "What's so funny??" He said, "read how you claim your prize."

I turned the ticket over and it had said, "Take your prize ticket to a Yoursodumb Bank and claim your prize money at any Yoursodumb hour."

Below the ticket it had in bold letters NOT AUTHENTIC. I sat there looked at him in disbelief that he chose Christmas of all Holidays to play a prank.